"Captains log , stardate , Ah who cares. Im Captain Steve Rocket of the inter-galactic starship , pimp-mobile alpha two . We now are on the end of our very long journey home . We just got our Mary Jane core fixed as we were stranded on an alien planet. Heres how it all started..." "Captain we're ready to go ," says my beautiful flight attendant Alissa .(She's my favorite of the crew she has curly, strawberry blonde hair , beautiful legs and the most perfect pair of .... , sorry Im getting a little off subject .)"all right plot a course for the cannabis star system ," I said . " AY , aye captain ," says the brunette goddess machelle . ( She's a hottie too. ) " take the helm Luke , I'm going to get a little better acquainted with some of my crew members while traveling through safe space ," I said. " Aye , aye cap," says Luke as I motion the ladies to my quarters . "Well ladies ever tried the best stuff earth has to offer , wait make that second Im the best thing earth has to offer . Well anyways ," I say as I pull out a fatty blunt . " Wanna hit this ." "Sure I thought you'd never ask ," says Michelle . "Thank god youre a life saver . I thought this would be another mission where I had to sneak around just to get a few tokes ," says Alissa . I lit up the fatty and passed it around a couple of times . We were gone by the third rotation . Then I started exploring other foreign galaxies and getting better acquainted with a couple of friends.(boung-chicka-boung-boung) Then all of the sudden , Boom !Boom ! "Captain , captain ," Luke says over the intercom . "Not now Luke ," I say in frustration . "Captain we've been hit didnt you feel the whole ship shake ," says Luke . "Yeah I felt it , but I thought it was me , never mind Ill be there in one sec. " I say as I pull up my pants and put on my shirt....
