The most deserving person in the world to receive the Swift Silken Thread for Meaningless Achievement Award is former president William Jefferson Clinton. He waspresident for 8 years. He has had many meaningless achievements during his life. Somewere not even legal.One of his many meaningless achievements is receiving the longest haircut to evershut down an airport. This is an achievement no one will ever come close to reaching. Mr. Clinton was at the LAX airport in Los Angeles, California when this feat wasachieved. He decided he wanted a haircut while aboard Air Force 1. Due to the securitythat must be kept for the president, no planes were allowed to take-off or land at theairport. His very important haircut only lasted a few hours, so he only inconvenienced afew thousand people.Another meaningless achievement of the former president was his astonishingability to avoid being drafted into the military. Of course this was illegal, but it takes a lotof ability and smarts to do this. Another trait that he must have had to achieve somethingso meaningless is cowardlness. Cowardness seems to be his best trait. It really helped himbecome a draft dodger.Last but definitely not least, the most meaningless achievement of Bill Clintons lifeis cheating on his wife, Hilary, in the most well known office in the United States. Ofcourse its the Oval Office in the White House. This meaningless achievement was greatfor the US It made the country so well known all over the world. It made him verypopular with the ladies too. Cigar sales also went up after his affair came out in public. Though no one is really sure why.William Jefferson Clinton is well deserving of this award. Not all of hismeaningless achievements could fit on such little paper because there are so many of them. But as anyone could tell no one deserves this meaningless award more than him. ...
