te Frikkalitz Desert where we spotted some very interesting nomadic creatures roaming around eating each rocks and sand. The tour guide said that the creatures, smelly chackaloos, are rockeaters, who enjoy eating rocks. He also said that children enjoyed teasing them by throwing eggs at them. After contemplating the consequences of such activities we decided to do it. We laughed hysterically as we threw tons of eggs at them. The hostile creatures became enraged and chased us for miles. Finally, we came into the town where my hotel was located. I ran franticly into my hotel and grabbed my bags. Then I got into my rental car and sped to the space port. There I jumped into my space ship and left the atmosphere just as the chackaloos blew the planet up. It was a great vacation, its too bad I can never go back....