#8217;m concerned, it’s a great day for you to go to the slammer.” Wow! 1999! I couldn’t believe it. I lived in the 25th century. Her statement helped me to realize that whatever charge had come through the EPS relay, it had sent me back, way back in time. Since I now knew what I was dealing with, I decided that it would be a waste of my time to try to talk my way out of the situation, so I just pretended to check the time, but instead, I hit the flash bang button.“AHHHHGGGGRRRRGGG, what did you do? I can’t see!” she screamed, I quickly made a dash for what looked like the main door. I forcefully ran right into it. Lets just say that I didn’t realize that the doors didn’t automatically open like the ones I was used to. I had to peel myself off the floor after my encounter. I then decided that it would be to my best advantage to try to use the handle on the door. That worked like a charm. The door swung open with a mighty lurch. I took one step through it to the outside. I couldn’t believe it. I was standing on the human’s world, earth! I personally had never gotten to go here before, but I had heard that it had turned into a smog ball and that the factories had teraformed every last millimeter of land. The air was thick and very humid. It was nothing like what I was used to breathing. I could tell how dirty this air was. In the distance I heard sirens. My instincts told me to run, run away from the sirens, so I did just that. I quickly came to a large, rectangle shaped building. I could tell that this was a place to purchase nourishment. There were pictures of all sorts of food items in the windows. I decided to attempt to enter the building. To my surprise the doors opened by themselves. I was prepared this time to manually open them, but I didn’t need to. I was immediately hit with a gust of strong, cold air. I remember thinking that this m...
