t ninety-five percent of these fights occur from pushing, squeezing, or shoving through people, with the other five percent occurring from giving someone stopped in the middle of the hall a dirty look.Through studies conducted by the Society of Higher Education, it has been documented that a teacher can teach up to sixty students successfully. Teachers only need fifteen minutes of quality time to teach a new lesson, the rest of the fifty minutes will be used for calming down the students and answering questions. With this programs, the students will require at least an hour per class for homework outside of school to learn the material dictated in those fifteen minutes of teaching. To help teachers keep better track of their students, a micro chip will be place in the flesh of the back of their neck. This will illuminate the need to take roll, for as the student enters the class their number will be recorded in a new main stream computer system costing a hundred thousand dollars per computer with a total of ten computers. This list will then record the students not present to class and send out notices to parents. This will give teachers one less thing to do and allow them to focus on teaching those sixty students. For misbehavior, students will be branned with an emblem of the Silverado Skyhawk on their forehead for all to see. This will cut down on having to discipline students, for the branning will serve as a constant reminder to behave. This procedure will be repeated until the student gets the point, or the flesh on their forehead begins to peel away. After the flesh begins to chunk off, students will be referred to disciplinary schools to learn how to graze the fields.It has been brought to my attention by several extreme radicals that instead of herding children, the school board should vote to change the zoning board to stop at Sunset. What a crazy idea? What’s the harm in being more than a thousand students over capacity...
