s easier: Roommates--you can be sharing your room with a psycho, compulsive maniac, nerd, punk, or Goth, it can be very scary and frustrating at the same time. My advice is to set up a camcorder to follow all his actions, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for about a month to decide whether or not he/she is normal. If your roommate passes the test then you will be all right. If not request a room change claiming that you suffer twentythreephobic, or any other phobia that beginnings with your room number.Food Cafeteria--you will hate it. Especially when the ham sandwich you were served for lunch look suspiciously like the honey baked ham you were served at dinner the night before. You will end up eating cereal, bagels, and soda whenever there is recycled food. If you plan to buy pizza, ice cream, or any junk food for late night snacks, keep it in your own fridge otherwise it will be gone within two minutes. Coffee and Coke will disappear faster during midterms and finals.R.A and RD--Resident Assistant and Resident Directors main job is to safeguard hall residents concerns and needs. But they can be humans as well. If you hate yours and want to driving him crazy keep nagging him/her about: how cold/hot your room is, the color of your rooms roof, the cafeteria food, your homesickness, your emotional problems, why there is a coke machine instead of a Pepsi, how much you miss your dog/cat/hamster/bird, and ask him at least every two hours why dorm life is nothing like in Felicity. In about two to three weeks your R.A. will quit because of you and your stupid questions and complains.College Professors--These peculiar beings that seem to live to correct and critique every single piece of paper they get their hands on. Believe it or not they have family, friends, hobbies and even a life outside school. No, they dont live in their offices; they have a home just like you and me. Try to be respectful to them, remember they are God in thei...
