ood Year Blimps? Come on they werent born yesterday. Theyve been spying on us like this for years and years. And my research proves that about one out of every five sightings of Good Year Blimps is actually a flying saucer in disguise. So, dont take any chances. if you ever see what you think is the Good Year Blimp, call the police, call the mayor of your town, call the president, even call your senators - you can never tell. A weekend update correction: In recent news story, weekend update reported that United Nations Secretary-General Kurt Waldheim was serving a twenty- year to life sentence in Attica Prison for armed robbery, narcotics traffic, and murder. Well, of course we were mistaken. What we meant to say was that Mr. Waldheim is now running a barber shop and towel concession stand at Platos retreat. Sorry about that. The FBI announced yesterday that it currently have eighty inquires underway involving white collar crimes in all areas of government and big businesses, including reported investigations of the three television networks , focusing specifically on payoffs to people in charge of gathering and disseminating the news. We at Weekend Update support the efforts of the FBI and wish them well in these investigations. *Jane: Scientists at Duke University announced this week that they have identified from fossils, an African monkey-like animal thirty million years old, which seems to have been a common ancestor of both man and ape. Given the name Aegyptopithecus, the animal possessed traits of both ape and man. For example , Scientists say it was advanced enough to have its own chain of newspapers but instead of reading them it just tore the papers to shreds and left in the jungle in a big mess.One of the hottest papers in New York these days is for the Treasures of Tutankhamen - the Egyptian King who died in 1325 B.C. The ancient relics that were buried with the boy king are on display at the metropolitan Museum of Art. and ...
