email instead; in the same house. You check your email before you check your answering machine. You can program the next best thing to Windows, but you still can't get your VCR to stop flashing. You have more insurance on your computer than on your children. You receive more chat requests than phone calls. You stopped paying for call waiting because it kept knocking you off-line. You don't immediately go into gibbering panic when you hear of a new computer virus. You've ever emailed your assignment in to your professor. You've ever tried to see how far you can move the mouse without turning off the screen saver. You have dialed 911 and faxed them your problem. You call in sick to work over your computer. Your first aid kit contains Norton's Anti-Virus. You know what the acronyms HTML, URL, ISP, and HTTP each stand for. You tinker with computers at work all day, and when you finally get off work, you rush home to tinker with your computer. You dedicate your home page to your favorite actress in hopes that she will see it and desire to meet you. You have more than one home page. The closest you ever come to having sex is downloading nude pictures off of the Internet. You have a better computer system at home than at work. You get jealous when other people use your computer. You run back into your burning home to rescue your computer, but you leave the dog. You know exactly how much hard drive space you have free, but you don't know your spouse's birthday. You run Windows 95 and Windows 3.1 just because you can. You have the high score on Jezz Ball. You know what word 31337 stands for. You keep spare computer parts around the house. More You Might Be a Computer Nerd If...written by Mike Terzo If you have more drives than there are letters in the alphabet. If you have to run software to use all of your RAM. If you have more data CDs than music CDs. When you buy music CDs you find yourself checking for the "Designed for Windows 95" logo. Yo...
