Artist: Eminem Album: The Marshall Mathers LP Song: The Real Slim Shady WWW: EminemWorld.com May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here (Verse 1) Ya’ll act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door started whoopin her ass worse than before they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) It’s the return of the Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr Dre said ..Nothing you idiots Dr Dre’s dead hes locked in my basement (haha) Femenist women loved Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him walking around grabing his you know what what, looking at you know who (yea but hes so cute thou) Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose my bums on your lips my bums on your lips and if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss and that’s the message we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womens vagina is of course there gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel don’t they? We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannabals who would rather rip people open like canolopes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite Women wet your panty hoes, [sing the chorus and it goes...] (Chorus) Im Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So wont the real Slim Shady... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up becuase I'm ...
