Something we all will associate with. Note to my administrative friends and family………… this is a joke J BERLITZ GUIDE TO THE OFFICE LANGUAGE - Submitted by Janet Lynn M. ____________________________________________BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed ora project failed and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps all overeverything and then leaves. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rankand file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.FLIGHT RISK: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leavethe company or department soon. OHNO-SECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which realize that you've justmade a BIG mistake. Like making the selection that reformats your hard drive. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronicdevice to get it to work again....
