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OATH TO MY FRIEND I will get you drunk and ** help you plot revenge against the scum sucking ** bastard who made you sad. ** ** When you are scared... I will laugh at you and ** tease you about it every chance I get, then I will ** make sure you know you're never alone. ** ** When you are worried... I will tell you how much ** worse it could be and to quit complaining, then I ** will hug you, and tell you it'll be ok. ** ** When you are confused... I will use little words ** to explain it to your dumb ass. LOL ** ** And when you are lost... I will answer my cell ** phone and give you directions. ** ** When you are sick... I will hold your hair ** while you pay homage to the porcelain god. ** ** When you fall... I will point and laugh at ** your clumsy ass, then I will hold out my hand and ** help you up. ** ** This is my oath: I pledge till the end. ** Why you may ask? Because you're my friend, and the ** whole reason people have friends is to have fun, and ** to know that even in your darkest hour, you're never ** alone. **...

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