y, ape-drape the bi level, business in the front, party in the back, the Canadian passport, the Camaro cut, el-camino, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, Missouri compromise, mudflap, neckwarmer, schlong, shorty-longback, soccer rocker, squirrel pellet and Tennessee tophat.Transition:Now that we have common knowledge of important vocabulary associated with the mullet, we now can move on to discover the different classifications of the mullet. C. There are many different classifications, but here I will list five of the most common and give a brief description, hobbies, sightings and favorite band of each mullet species.1. The first classification, and probably the most common is the Classic Mullet. a. Mulletsgalore.com states that this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance and it usually adorns mesh tank top, digital watch, silver chain, and overall molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's look and mulletude.b. Some hobbies of the Classic Mullet include football games, wife beating, and picking fights.c. Certain sightings you will see this mullet are pretty much everywhere, there is no escape.d. The Classic Mullet's favorite band is usually Steve Miller Band.2. The next classification is the Camaro Mullet.a. According to Mulletsgalore.com the Camaro Mullets distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever present key ring hanging from the belt loop. b. Some hobbies this species takes part in includes primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth.c. You will probably find this mullet at the auto store or working on a Camaro in their front lawn.d. Th...
