ong to make him mad.My body lies over the oceanMy body lies over the seaMy body lies over the oceanSo bring back my body to meBring back, bring backBring back my body to meBring back, bring backBring back my body to meAt kids b-day parties when yourparents forsed you to sing, this often got laught, of at least a glare or twoHappy birthday to youYou live in a zooYou look act like a monkeyAnd you eat like one tooHappy birthday to youYou live in a zooYou look look like a skunkAnd you smell like one tooI remember when I read the book Ramona Quimby and she knew the exact song that I knew, it was a very special day.Here comes the brideFair fat and wideWhere is the groom?He's in the bathroomWhy is he there?He lost his underwearSingin' with the usherThe old toilet flusherThis was a soong that was a little more dangerous to sing because it used the word "wiener," sometimes when our parents were around we would substitute the word peter for wienerI'm Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)I live n a garbage can (toot toot)I turned on the heaterAnd blew off my wienerI'm Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)My nextdoor nneighbor, Carrie, tought me this one, she explained to me that this was a great song because, as everyone know, cat farts smell the worst, and I belived her.Jingle bells, cat fart smellsTwenty-four hours a dayblows there nose in CherieosAnd eats the right awaythis is one I learned lateer but never liked as muchJingle bells, Batman smellsRobiiin laid an eggBatmobile lost a wheeland Joker took balletWhen scholl was let out for Christmas or even on the play ground during school we would skip around chanting songs of school being burned or disembodied teaher headsJoy to the worldMy teacher's DeadWe barbequed her heaadWe disembowed her bodyAnd flushed it down the pottyAnd round and round it goesAnd round and round it goesAnd round and round and round it goesDeck the halls with gasolineFa la la la la, la la la laLight a match and watch it gleamFa l...
