ld have no chance against Laertes. Boy was I wrong, as usual, Hamlet had been practicing and showed cunning speed, skill and grace with his rapier. I was proud to be his friend. Then he died. I mean one minute he is standing there all cool and stout looking and the next he is lying there lifeless. He took out the king and Laertes before he and his mom bought it. The king killed his mom for those of you who do not know. Anyhow, I loved that guy, he'll be missed. If a man,s wealth was measured by how much he was loved then Hamlet was a very wealthy man. Ah anyway, Sir Fortinbras I beg your forgiveness for this long boring story. I hope since all the people I know are dead and deceased that maybe you and I could be friends. Well you think about it. I have to go help the gravedigger and clean up your new castle. Bye bye now. ...
