OTHELLO Peace, and be still! What's the matter? OTHELLO That handkerchief which I so loved with the monogrammed 'D' on it, and gave thee,Thou gav'st to Cassio DESDEMONA Well he swapped me a little electronic organ for it.Send for the man, and ask him. OTHELLO Sweet soul, take heed,Take heed of perjurythou art on thy death-bed. DESDEMONA Ay, but not yet to die.The life-expectancy these days is low, but not this low... OTHELLO Therefore confess thee freely of thy skin, er sin;For to deny each article with oathCannot remove nor choke the strong conceptionThat I do groan withal. Thou art to die. DESDEMONA You come near me and I'll put this breadknife in you! OTHELLO I say, amen. Hallelujah and praise the Lord. And all that jazz. DESDEMONA And have you mercy too! I never did Offend you in my life; and CassioDid provide such a general warranty of heaven on that organ.We did never even have it off. OTHELLO By heaven, I saw my handkerchief in's hand.O perjured woman! thou dost stone my heart,And mak'st me call what I intend to doA murder, which I thought a sacrifice.I saw the handerchief. DESDEMONA Look, it only cost two dollars!I never gave it him. He wanted it bad... but a letter ofFrance he had not. OTHELLO He hath confessed. DESDEMONA Oh. Well. In that case... OTHELLO That he hath used thee. DESDEMONA Yeah? Was I good? OTHELLO Ay DESDEMONA He didn't tell me that. OTHELLO No, his mouth is stopped; Honest Iago hath ta'en order for't. DESDEMONA Oh, my fish interprets! what, is he dead? OTHELLO Had all his hairs been lives, my great revenge Had stomach for them all. DESDEMONA You violent sadistic black bastard!Alas, he is betrayed, and I undone! OTHELLO Out, strumpet! weep'st thou for him to my face? DESDEMONA What trumpet? O, banish me, my lord, but kill me not! Anything- I'll even listen to Milli Vanilli, but please... OTHELLO Down, strumpet! DESDEMONA Kill me tomorrow; let me live tonight! I'll make it worth your w...
