r. I never thought you would wake me up at this time in the morning to talk about you. We have a problem in our hands, since this young man has a criticizing attitude towards what the Supreme Soviet Union stands for, he’s got some illusions of having a foreign birth certificate when he was born here and for some reason he created a foreign father which doesn’t exists in our records. So this is the situation, he refused to join the Pioneer or Komsomol ranks, and now he demands that we register his alleged original surname on his passport, which we don’t even know what it is. I know you heard all this Arthur, and you will come to you senses once and for all….Arthur: I came to my senses when I was 8 years old!KGBD: You see this is what I mean. I don’t think this matter is going to finish up here, so I’ll let you decide what to do.Brutnikoff starts talking to the head of internal affairs personally. A few minutes later, they switch the speaker back on, and the KGBD speaks to ArthurKGBD: Arthur, I want you to listen damn well whatever you choose to do…Arthur: (interrupts) After all that’s been happening, you still can’t choose in this country.KGBD: (in a very violent and irritated voice) €‡‰ €‡‰„€š•‡‰‹œ˜Œƒ€‰†‡‰„€š•‡‰‹œ˜Œƒ€‡!!!!!!!!!!!!!Unfortunately, the speaker is distorted very badly since he is speaking so loudly. Nobody can understand what he is saying.Arthur: Please calm down; you need your voice to look after the nation.All of a sudden the speaker cuts offCB: I see you have made friends with some important people. I’m going to call your principal now, and I hope you’ll be more kind to him.Brutnikoff starts dialling. When there is no answer he rings the home number. Principal...
