picks up the phone. It’s about 4:00a.m.CB: Good morning, my name is Col. Brutnikoff from KGB in Moscow. Are you the principal of Tellman Secondary School?Principal: (astonished) Yes, yes I am. What’s this all about?CB: We have one of your students, Arthur Ardzruny with us who told us quite a story about the school activities.Principal gives the same reaction as the KGBD, but finally calms downPrincipal: That public hating, anti-social, anti-Leninism, anti-Soviet rebel! I’ve had enough of him, I have a school to run, and because of his social standings I’m not prepared to have a heart attack. How did he end up with you?CB: We caught him trying to sneak into a consulate.Principal: ARTHUR!!!!!! Eventually I’m going to see you, but when I do see you I’m going to do what I should of done a long time ago!Arthur: Sir, are you going to offer me a nice warm bed? It’s very cold herePrincipal: (starting to go mad) Mr. Brutnikoff!! Whatever you believe in STOP HIM!!! Stop this disaster.CB: I’m warning you about the consequences of your words Arthur.Arthur: (to Brutnikoff) I want them to call me by my real surname not Ardzruny, which comes from my grandfather’s sidePrincipal: You see, you see, this is what I said this is what I mean. You heard what he said.CB: Just calm down, calm down. There is no need to go completely mad over such a thing.Conversation concludes in private. When he finishes…CB: You’ll be here for a while yet. And you’ll have lots of time to decide who you want to be. Ardzruny or some Birmingham. Take him out of my site he disgusts me…. Playing a foreigner....
